What movies have not aged well?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

From Russia With Love

Goldfinger

Why is my stomach getting so big from taking testosterone cypionate 31 to 34 in 2 months?

A View to a Kill

-All the bad guys are black.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Atheists, there is a god up there in heaven and he loves you so much that he sent his son to die the worst death imaginable and then to turn into a zombie all to save you from sin. Why do you reject him?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

—— which songs do certain kuorans remind you of?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

What is your most erotic sex story?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Dr No

What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

Moonraker

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Can a dental anesthesia injection cause nerve damage? After receiving an injection in my gums I felt a sharp tingle going from the gum to my lower lip, and now sometimes I get a bit of itchiness and discomfort in my lower lip. What is it?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Live and Let Die

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why did I move on so fast from a relationship that was my whole life and I was so attached, I moved on by 2 months?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-J W Pepper

Octopussy

What does success really mean to you? Is it about happiness, money, or something else?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

You Only Live Twice

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

What is the meaning of xx in texting?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Human-sized Labubu doll sells for more than $150,000 - BBC

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Ah so!”

My dog is 2 weeks old. He's not eating, moving and always sleeping and I can't take him to a vet. What should I do?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III